"My balls itch please for the love of god come scratch them" - Mard
Mard (Ball Itch Guy)[]
On the 27th of June 2019, Mard felt something was wrong. A burning itch had started around his balls and wouldn't go away. After trying many solutions he took to the Purity server to ask for help. "My balls Itch" echoed throughout the server chat. Reactions from Purity's player base differed - some offered F's, some offered to help, and others were disgusted.
To this day Mard's balls itch like fire and he takes to chat every couple of minutes to remind the people of Purity of his plight.
AFK Fishing Career[]
Mard consistently AFK fishes within the town of Nilbog in an attempt to fish out a cure for his "ball itch". He has yet to find the cure he's been searching for, but has made significant progress in supplying the faction of Nilbog with a seemingly endless supply of fish and enchanted books.
Titles[]
- Trusted Trader
- Gold Donator