JohnFknKetamine

JohnFknKetamine (a.k.a. JohnFknStinky) a player on purity vanilla generally known his ability to be liked by everyone. Throughout his time on purity, he swiftly integrated into the purity culture, making his presence known quick, despite not being obnoxious.

Biography
Joining purity on January 17th 2021, John found himself late to a party that had been raging for the last year due to the covid outbreak, forcing people to choose minecraft over actual productive stuff. Thanks to his timing, he was forcefully placed in queue, where so many others would lose the will to play this server in the first place. John however managed to persevere long enough that actually start making friends, teaming up with sandmang in queue, after throwing him a fish named with his discord name. After several painstaking long hours, John left queue and finally entered the real world of purity vanilla.

Once here, he was invited to Sandmang's hut to live there happily ever after. It wouldn't take long however for Sandmang to get himself banned, leaving John alone. A faith that would follow him like the curse of a black cat. Undeterred, he instead went to spawn and started to make a living there, meeting many of the top guys of purity early on. While not always necessarily pleasant, he made due and even constructed a farm at pogtown that most would leave alone. He even managed to survive the many withers and pvpers of spawn using nothing more than a wooden hoe and some seeds. Living at pogtown would eventually pay of, as W3Know took notice of the player and invited him over, as they would build several penisses across purity.

Not long after, W3know would basically get banned aswell, surely a coincidence however. Being stranded on his own again, he would manage to befriend Yurd, who would later invite him to SHF. Despite being the new guy, John often showered his basemates with gifts, despite not showering himself. SHF would become the first real faction experience aswell, mostly because no one would get banned 3 days in, but also because he would get his first base building feeling here. One of the best things occurring here though was meeting Apersu, who John quickly befriended and is still admiring to this very day. However nothing can stay pleasant in the life of John, as this time Yurd would retract his friendship. While John was digging a parameter, Yurd raided his base and stole his beloved dead fish Boo from his grave. Despite being the very definition of friendship on purity himself, John also wasnt one to be pushed around. Gathering help from Kyleywiley, Satan, noize and Dvine, he would grief all of SHF as retribution. Being totally unaware of the situation, SHF members didn't notice John preparing for a grief. Jaw even crafting John a flint and steel, with which he would later blow up the full base. Despite a thorough search beforehand, Boo was nowhere to be found and was actually already despawned at this point, as Yurd purposely let it dry up.

Now having no more base, but a new group of friends, John would instead start living at SS with the very people that just helped him. While his stay at SS would be shortlived, it would see him befriend a player named Lunde, who would unsurprisingly soon be banned. As SS was a powder keg ready to explode at this point, Dvine, Kiley and John would set off to create a faction for their own, naming it Mystic. Unlike many of the factions he had joined before, this one was looking to last. As mystic sprung into life, it would soon attract the attention of some veteran oldfags, like OwO, Soosh and sonickmonx and also adopt several of SHF old members. It would be here that John would really shine, knowing and actually liking everyone. Together the faction would grief 3 Eden bases, of which John did partake in 2, cause he received the wrong coordinates for the last one. This would further cement the faction's place on the server and would show that truely nothing could go wrong. pretty soon, something went wrong. Dvine, the leader of Mystic, would get banned, starting to see a pattern here. Despite it being a sad moment, he did give John the "leadership" over Mystic, which he questionably accepted, turning the group into a faction without a leader in the process. It would be around this time that Mystic moved base location to start on their new project, coming across Aotus. As neither group wanted any conflict, they entered in an uneasy alliance, as to safeguard each others bases. Aotus would not feel secure though and would later grief their base themselves. Meanwhile, John had also been invited to base at DC, the faction well known for being found and griefed. The base would later be found and griefed, as Chadlets would pay an unwelcome visit, despite not being invited to the base. As John realized his build got blown up, he asked Glaceonguy whether he liked his build, which he didnt. Despite this, the two players quickly became friends, leading up to John's most famous stint on the server.

In late October, a halloween event was held on purity, to which John found himself invited. He also, however, found himself asked to leak the coords to the Pumpkin group, with whom he had close ties. While a normal person would have declined and an evil person would have accepted, John instead did the most John thing possible: fooling the fools. Together with Glaceonguy, he constructed a well thought out plot, which saw the members of pumpkin fly from one world border to another to find a whole lot of nothing, as the event was rather close to spawn. Despite getting booed by the pumpkin group, John was named hero of the party. Though, since everything worked out a little too well, there did end up being a drawback, as Pumpkin would find and grief Mystic, turning John homeless once again. Unlike other days however, his group stayed loyal and reformed themselves into the Stinky Republic. With a revitalized motivation, the group would start on their new project, as every member of the group lives in fear of being banned for living in the proximity of John.

Bestest friends
despite having gathered many, the few that so far havent been banned are the ones closest to him. these people include:

Pickleseidon:
Having met Pickle in queue, John would come to love his name and ask for a screenshot because of it. It would take a while before they met on main, but when they eventually did, they became close friends, as John invited him to SR. I was told to make this section just for him, kinda gay.

HailSatin:
Meeting Satin in pogtown, he would award John his first totem, which would last no more than 5 minutes. John was also gifted his first shulkershells here, making him forever loyal to the naked old man roaming spawn.

Apersu:
As the two met in SHF, they would quickly get accustomed with each other on shared likings.

Introstatic:
John and Introstatic got married on purity vanilla, despite John often looking for fun outside this union.

The E-girls:
Gods, Smouls and Jen invited John into the E-girl alliance, becoming one of the strongest feminine groups, having John there aswell, who is undoubtedly not a woman himself. No need to look any deeper into this, don't worry.

ItzFreakz:
While the notorious minecraft player was looking for the location of Mystic, he bumped into John instead. Amused by a player looking to grief his base, he befriended Freakz, who would help him out every now and then