Turgle

Description
turgle is a gold-tier player on Purity Vanilla, and a wily son of a bitch who has skirted from faction to faction before settling down. Starting as a grey on Purity in May of 2020, turgle has increased in server tier status but has remained just as poor since joining.

Most notably, he founded The ORION Project, and claimed the Throne of Purity to become... king turgle. Not a lot of creative naming schemes here.