Talk:GlaceonGuy/@comment-44578850-20200812100810

Thank you, this was quite the truthful page!

I've always respected people with the ability to finely write the truth and nothing but the truth- you see a lot of people conform to quite the avaricious writing style, waving their flimsy pen for quite materialistic and quite ascetic causes, however this page is far from that.

The truth about Glaceon is that, well, he is known to have sexual relationships with, park benches. It's been an addiction of his for quite a while now, and although unprecedented to my own ears, he can't refrain from lavishly describing his sexual misdemeanours with these benches in my DMs.

Occasionally, in actuality too frequently, I'd wake up, make my English breakfast and then open my discord DMs just to find thousands of private messages from Glaceon himself just telling me about these horrific encounters and how he "sweet talks" these benches in a sexual manner- I've tried to tell him to stop, to control himself,  but he says when he's not on discord shit-talking british people, this is what he does. He's sick, and we need to help him out of his frightening descent to insanity- one which hopefully he hasn't reached already.

Family, close friends, basemembers of Glaceon, please lend out a helping hand of salvation towards someone who is clearly mentally disturbed- save a life, no matter how Irish it is.