Monkey Island Prohibition

On 9/5/2020, Governor of Monkey Island Antonio_le_Coq formally banished the sale of "Boomer's Moonshine" from the queue's Monkey Island, this would be the beginning of the Great Queue Moonshine war that occurred for approximately 5 hours on the same day.

ORIGIN

UnwantedBoomer made a proud living in queue by both fishing and providing people in queue with the smooth elixir known as "Boomer's Moonshine". As his Moonshine began to gain in popularity he began making special edition Moonshines in order to increase the collectability of the moonshine (ex. Boomer's Moonshine: Boone Cum Rum). On 9/5/2020 Governor of Monkey Island, Antionio_le_Coq, discovered that TheAtom64 had a special edition "Boomer's Moonshine: Antionio Edition" that was meant to be given to Antionio on his day of inauguration. Enraged that Atom had drunk out of it, and enraged that Boomer had not told Atom to give Antonio the moonshine a month earlier, Antonio formally banished all sale of moonshine on Monkey Island. An ugly war was soon to follow.

The War

Enraged by Antonio's rash decision, Boomer and Atom quickly retaliated by annoying Antonio while he was trying to fish. After some thought, Boomer decided to officially declare war on Antionio_le_Coq by rodding him. Following the declaration of war, Antonio declared UnwantedBoomer and TheAtom64 enemies of the state. What was to follow was essentially a proxy war between two factions, Boomer's Moonshine Inc. vs the Monkey Island Republic. TheAtom64 quickly took the side of Sweden and remained neutral during the conflict. UnwantedBoomer would hire many greyfags to cause chaos on Monkey Island, one of the more notable greyfags who did contract work was EmeraldJaguar. Though annoyed, Antonio remained vigilante defending Monkey Island from the many greyfag contractors. At approximately 5:15pm cst UnwantedBoomer announced a cease-fire in hopes that the two could come to an agreement. At around 5:40pm cst the talks fell through and UnwantedBoomer hired an annoying greyfag to collect taxes at monkey island. In total, the greyfag collected around $0.76 in taxes. At this point Antonio was fed up with Boomer's continued aggression and hired known queue degen Northbase to harass UnwantedBoomer. What would follow would be an end to the conflict.

The End

Not being able to mentally deal with his many queue war crimes, UnwantedBoomer decided to capitulate to Antionio_le_Coq at 7:00pm cst. A formal apology was written, UnwantedBoomer disbanded "Boomer's Moonshine Inc.", all of Boomer's Moonshine's assets were given up, and "Boomer's Moonshine: The End" was given to Antonio, this was the final batch of moonshine Boomer would ever make. After the capitulation, UnwantedBoomer was unable to recover mentally and killed himself on Monkey Island.