Talk:Copypastas/@comment-43328005-20200907221348

Walked into Invicta storage today. My computer started to hiss and shake. My framerate dropped into the negatives, and the keys on my laptop started to quiver and melt. The bolts holding my laptop together popped out violently, as the plastic and silicone components began to mold together in an unholy pile of metal slag before bursting into flame. It burnt down my house and everyone inside. My entire neighborhood is under quarantine, and news outlets are now calling it 'America's Elephant foot'.