Edward Coorden

"tru rockett lunch bruh" ~ Coorden 2020

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Edward Jibbish Coorden (born August 2020) ( IGN: Edward_Coorden, Tedwarden) is an Puritycan coordblower who copied highly classified information from the National Server Orgy (NSO) in 2020 when he was a Coord Intelligence Agency (CIA) employee and subcontractor. His disclosures would potentially reveal numerous coord leaks, many run by the NSO. The exact size and scope of Snowden's Coordens disclosure is unknown, if there is any. A subject of controversy, Coorden has been variously called a hero, a whistleblower, a coordblower, a dic**** ,  a dissident, a traitor, a alpha male on beta blocker and a puritryiot. Many official sources condemned his actions as having done "grave damage" to the United Server (US) intelligence capabilities.

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Political Interests & Life
Coorden subsists as a nomadic builder, seeking for great places to create amazing builds and constructions each one of a kind whose other people may stumble upon and blow up. All over the world. Travelling miles on a daily base for his passion he indisputably stumbles across thousands of thousands of bases. Approximately five up to ten Bases per game tick (BPT), he said.

He is known for his noble effort towards the right discrimination of greyfags, whose ' oppinion doesn't matter, yet ', he pointed out correctly and very accurate. Many times arguing using eloquent and irrefutable examples such as ' geyfag dig dirt ' or 'l2p dawg ' to clarify or cite evidence in support of an idea why its mandatory and totaly reasonable beeing more vile towards greyfags. Putting them nearly on the same level with hackfags. Taking this into account he may have to spare controversials about SJW fools such as Grey Lives Matter, which fight for equality and all that kind of big buisness. However, he never mentioned why he put all the benevolvent effort into it. Some may speculate he want greyfags to pay money; so his server would stay alive and healthy. To this date Edward_Coorden still denies every accusation of him once beeing a poor greyfag, too.

Apart from that pronounced and utterly important endeavor he builded everything a certain amount of blocks is able to represent within and sometimes without the boundrys of a  procedurally-generated 3D Block World filled with dirt and dumbfags remarkable member of the beloved community, such as he is. He eventualy helped building some p2w or trash server in the past but never played on them because, hands down, they suck. Instead he decided to play on several self proclaimed worst server in existence to watch his great monuments getting teared apart in dusty clouds made out of explosions and  squeaky voices to leave behind the ruins of so called history, until he took his beard and settled down on Purity.

PvP
His ability to fight other shitheads constructive people is tremendously and noticeable. He once forged the infamous words 'stfu pvp be like kids on steroids scrublord ', leading experts to conclusion Coorden would badly suck at PvP to a very great extent and rarely wins a fight against true chads. Deep down da' Layers wispers strife inside the dark above bedrock and blowing quietly the rumors of Coorden beeing rekt by an poor greyfag not once but twice, eventualy leading to his own agenda or depression.

Current Status
Apart the little happy accidents and disagreements with greyfags Edward described his start on purity as nothing less then a 'tru rockett lunch bruh '. It takes years to calibrate the right base for the launch and even more to build the rocket preciously. And then, still, the whole thing can potentialy blow up at any given time, he clarified while punching wood in his early days on purity. Experts assume before Coorden will skyrocketing to new heights with fantastic builds, he must define a three dimensional coordinate system through the center of the nether with each axis of this coordinate system perpendicular to the other two world axes, abusing the efforts of other bored people scientests; the nether highway. Coorden can then logicaly define the orientation to find bases with unknown rocket science and confusing strategies to leak every greyfag base possible, and leave great monuments for history at any given spot.

He's building great Monuments right now. Legend has it, that, still to this date, no one was able to find his outstanding builds, such as castles, sculptures and statues.

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